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Having successfully removed a judge's shoes without being noticed, world champion shoe ninja, Petra Halkoaho of Finland, celebrates her victory.
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Second place finisher throws epic tantrum immediately after losing in the final round of the Musical Chairs World Championships.
Romania's Alina Dumitru (Blue) celebrates her victory over Belgium's Charline van Snick during their women's 48kg category final at the European Judo Championships in Chelyabinsk, on April 26, 2012. (Natalia Kolesnikova/AFP/GettyImages)
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