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Winner: Karla Wiseman Bronicki
My future looks so much better with my blinders on.
Runner-up: Non Compos Mentis
A weary but defiant Sarkozy uses telekinesis to simultaneously drop the pants of the entire press corps.
France's President and UMP ruling party candidate for the 2012 French presidential elections Nicolas Sarkozy gestures as he gives a speech during a campaign meeting in Paris, on April 17, 2012. (Thibault Camus/AFP/Getty Images)
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