Caption Contest: Judo Edition

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April 29 2012 9:57 AM

This Picture is Worth 20 Words: Judo Edition

Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section. All we're going to tell you about this photo is that it was taken on Friday.

Caption Contest Judo

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Sarkozy Smaller

Winner:  Karla Wiseman Bronicki

My future looks so much better with my blinders on.

Runner-up:  Non Compos Mentis

A weary but defiant Sarkozy uses telekinesis to simultaneously drop the pants of the entire press corps.

Actual Caption:

France's President and UMP ruling party candidate for the 2012 French presidential elections Nicolas Sarkozy gestures as he gives a speech during a campaign meeting in Paris, on April 17, 2012.  (Thibault Camus/AFP/Getty Images)

Heather Murphy is a former Slate photo editor and the creator of Behold, the Photo Blog. Follow her on Twitter.

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