Caption Contest: Santorum and Daughters Edition

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March 24 2012 11:44 AM

This Picture Is Worth 20 Words: Santorum and Daughters Edition

Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. All we're going to say about this photo is that it was taken this week.  Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section.

Santorum Caption Contest

George Clooney Caption Contest

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Winner: Upstater

George Clooney starts Method Acting research for Ocean's 15 -- The Failed Heist.

Runner Up 1: Chelonia Testudines

O Brother, where art my lawyer?

Runner Up 2: Penny Skoglund

George Clooney is arrested for allowing his appearance to fall below minimal standards for the Sexiest Man Alive.

Actual Caption:

WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 16: Actor George Clooney (L) is arrested during a demonstration outside the Embassy of Sudan March 16, 2012 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

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