This one may not be on YouTube for long, but if you're a Simpsons nut (and who isn't, really?), you'll want to catch it while it lasts: 48 minutes and 17 seconds of pure Itchy & Scratchy goodness. When it comes to keeping cartoon animal violence fresh and exciting through seemingly endless variations, the writers and animators of The Simpsons might give Chuck Jones a run for his money.
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