Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. All we’re going to tell you about this photo is that it was taken in Singapore. Post your captions—as always, 20 words or fewer—in the comments section.
Note: The image below was not Photoshopped, contrary to the assumptions of some commenters who accused me of being a mediocre Photoshopper.
Schroedinger’s Catwalk
Runner-up: Mitch Kaplan
My health insurance only reimburses 50% for elective surgery.
Runner-up 2: c_jablonski
Everything is better with Seneca Crane’s beard.
Actual Caption:
A model presents a creation by German designer Bernhard Willhelm during the Fall/Winter 2012-2013 ready-to-wear collection show, on March 1, 2012 in Paris. (Alexander Klein/AFP/Getty Images.)