Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. In honor of Paris Fashion Week, we've decided to switch it up a little this week. Your task is to name the runway look below. As always, keep it to fewer than 20 words.
Focus group studies found that wearing an elephant costume made Newt more 'likeable'.
Runner-up 1: Dan Howard
"... So, kids, that's why Mr. Elephant wanted an 'open herd relationship'..."
Callista Gingrich, wife of Republican presidential candidate, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, reads to children at Chaparral Elementary School Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012, in Gilbert, Ariz. (Evan Vucci/AP)