Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. In honor of Paris Fashion Week, we’ve decided to switch it up a little this week. Your task is to name the runway look below. As always, keep it to fewer than 20 words.
Winner: ganmerlad
Focus group studies found that wearing an elephant costume made Newt more ‘likeable’.
Runner-up 1: Dan Howard
“… So, kids, that’s why Mr. Elephant wanted an ‘open herd relationship’…”
Actual caption:
Callista Gingrich, wife of Republican presidential candidate, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, reads to children at Chaparral Elementary School Wednesday, Feb. 22, 2012, in Gilbert, Ariz. (Evan Vucci/AP)