Caption Contest: Callista and the Elephant Edition 

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Feb. 24 2012 4:45 PM

This Picture Is Worth 20 Words: Callista and the Elephant Edition 

Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. All we’re going to tell you about this photo is that it was taken this week. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section.

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Caption Contest Barack Obama



Winner: daddylawbucks

And this button ejects the right wing.

Runner-up 1: Upstater

Mr. President, every time someone presses a button, Rick Santorum changes his sweater. Want to try it?

Runner-up 2: Chris W Koch

Part of this plane was made in America ... this part right ... here.

Actual caption: President Barack Obama looks at the electronic window shade in a Boeing 787 Dreamliner airplane that will be delivered to United Airlines during a tour of the production facility prior to speaking on the economy in Everett, Washington, on February 17, 2012. (Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images)

Heather Murphy is a former Slate photo editor and the creator of Behold, the Photo Blog. Follow her on Twitter.

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