Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. All we’re going to tell you about this photo is that it was taken this week. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section.
And this button ejects the right wing.
Runner-up 1: Upstater
Mr. President, every time someone presses a button, Rick Santorum changes his sweater. Want to try it?
Runner-up 2: Chris W Koch
Part of this plane was made in America ... this part right ... here.
Actual caption: President Barack Obama looks at the electronic window shade in a Boeing 787 Dreamliner airplane that will be delivered to United Airlines during a tour of the production facility prior to speaking on the economy in Everett, Washington, on February 17, 2012. (Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images)
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