Welcome back to Slate’s caption contest. All we’re going to tell you about this photo is that it was taken in the last few days. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section.
The winner: Rajiv Bhalla
"Guess what! My dog's on the roof."
Runner-up: Chris Mitchell
"Care for something flaky that crumbles under pressure? Or perhaps some chips?"
The actual caption: Republican presidential candidate and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney carries snacks to reporters on his plane at the Jacksonville International airport before flying to St. Petersburg, Florida on January 30, 2012 in Jacksonville, Florida. Romney is campaigning across the state ahead of the January 31 Florida primary. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
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