Happy Almost Halloween! All we're going to say about this photo is that it was taken yesterday. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section.
Last Week’s Contest
The winner: Katie Feeney
Teach me how to Romney, teach me, teach me how to Romney. All Nevada love me, all, all Nevada love me!
No matter how often it flaps its wings, the blue-checked Romney remains a flightless bird.
The actual caption: LAS VEGAS, NV - OCTOBER 17: Former Massachusetts Gov. and Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney jumps off the back of a pickup truck after speaking to supporters as he opens his Nevada campaign headquarters October 17, 2011 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)
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Happy Constitution Day!
Too bad it’s almost certainly unconstitutional.