Welcome back to Brow Beat’s weekly caption contest. Our subject today is Mitt Romney, seen below in a photo taken in Las Vegas earlier this week.
Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section.
Last Week’s Contest
The winner: Nickolas Pasha Vajda
At 70, Little Orphan Annie finally earns her green belt in judo.
Runner-up: asynchro_nous
CEO Richard Yankenschein of the often controversial surrogacy doll maker Geriatrix, Inc. unveils his company’s newest creation: “Tight-Lips Tillie.”
The actual caption: SEVILLE, SPAIN - OCTOBER 5: Duchess of Alba, Maria del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James-Stuart dances with son Cayetano Martinez de Irujo during her wedding ceremony to Alfonso Diez Carabantes held at Duenas Palace on October 5, 2011 in Seville, Spain. (José Manuel Vidal/Pool/Getty Images)
