This Picture Is Worth 20 Words: Mitt Romney Edition

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Oct. 21 2011 3:34 PM

This Picture Is Worth 20 Words: Mitt Romney Edition

Welcome back to Brow Beat’s weekly caption contest. Our subject today is Mitt Romney, seen below in a photo taken in Las Vegas earlier this week.

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Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section.

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The actual caption: SEVILLE, SPAIN - OCTOBER 5: Duchess of Alba, Maria del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James-Stuart dances with son Cayetano Martinez de Irujo during her wedding ceremony to Alfonso Diez Carabantes held at Duenas Palace on October 5, 2011 in Seville, Spain. (José Manuel Vidal/Pool/Getty Images)

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