Clearly attempting to capitalize on the popularity of Slate's red Solo cup coverage, Toby Keith has now released a video for his epic anthem "Red Solo Cup." Keith introduced the song into his live set only within the past couple of weeks. This new video adds a cinematic dimension, enlivening what was already a delightful ode to inebriation and single-serve plasticware. Even the presence of Earth's worst two people (by which of course I mean Carrot Top and Roger Clemens) cannot stop the fun. Proceed to party, Toby Keith. Proceed to party.
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