This Picture Is Worth 20 Words: Rick Perry Edition

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Sept. 8 2011 5:26 PM

This Picture Is Worth 20 Words: Rick Perry Edition

Welcome back to Slate’s weekly caption contest. All we’re going to say about this  photograph is that it was taken last night. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section.

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Last Week’s Contest

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The winner: Jake St. Arnold

Ladies, don’t move. He’s like a T-rex, if we don’t move he can’t see us.

The actual caption:

British actor James D’Arcy, British actress Andrea Riseborough, singer and film director Madonna and Australian actress Abbie Cornish take place during the photocall of "W.E." at the 68th Venice Film Festival on September 1, 2011 at Venice Lido. "W.E." by singer and film director Madonna is presented out of competition. (Guiseppe Cacace/AFP/Getty Images)

Heather Murphy is a former Slate photo editor and the creator of Behold, the Photo Blog. Follow her on Twitter.

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