Welcome back to Slate’s weekly caption contest. All we’re going to say is that this photo was taken today. Post your captions—20 words or fewer—in the comments section.
The winner: kmlcortes
Welcome to America! I'd like to present you with the tiny head of this stewardess.
The runner up: Craig Knox
One ill-placed comment about the artistic merits of Gigli quickly escalated into a transatlantic diplomatic nightmare.
The actual caption: Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge speaks to Jennifer Lopez at the 2011 BAFTA Brits To Watch Event at the Belasco Theatre on July 9, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. Photo by Mark Large - Pool/Getty Images.
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