Do You Have the Adonis DNA to be Charlie Sheen’s Intern?

Do You Have the Adonis DNA to be Charlie Sheen’s Intern?

Do You Have the Adonis DNA to be Charlie Sheen’s Intern?

Brow Beat
Slate's Culture Blog
March 7 2011 12:08 PM

Do You Have the Adonis DNA to be Charlie Sheen’s Intern?

This afternoon, newly unemployed , freshly-minted Guinness World Record holder Charlie Sheen (fastest to reach one million followers on Twitter) announced that he's looking for a social media intern:

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The position is a full-time, eight-week, paid position and the deadline to apply is March 11 th , 2001 . Some additional duties we imagine this plucky young protégé will be expected to perform:

• Periodically checking that Sheen's

remains full of resentments

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• Chasing

out of Sheen's backyard

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• Picking up the goddesses' togas from the dry cleaners


• Light office management tasks: e.g., keeping the fridge stocked with Tiger Blood

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• Determining the best

for things Charlie Sheen can dream of but not express

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• Typing up treatment for

Hot Shots! Part Trois

• Cleaning the

out of Sheen's underwear

The ideal applicant will be well-versed in social media platforms such as Twitter and Facebook and have access to his or her own cryptology hat.

Please, no gnarlingtons need apply.

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Nina Shen Rastogi is a writer and editor, and is also the vice president for content at Figment.