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It seems themorning talk shows just weren't enough for him — Charlie Sheen went liveon TMZ.com this afternoon to bring his particular brand of bananas straightto the masses.

Among the best quotes of theamazingly untrammeled interview:

"Sorry my life is so much morebitchin' than yours. I planned it that way."

"White gold? Boom."

"Resentments ... arethe rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber."

"I  don't have burnoutmy gearbox. I just go."

"Don't do drugs ... that are just supposed to beadministered in a hospital at home."

"Everything after but is dial tone."

"Aluminum bat? So what, I'm an actor, I don't want to havesore hands."

"Read behind the frickin' hieroglyphics...this iscryptology."

"Did you say Cancun or caboose? I don't know, I was in ablackout, man."

"Every plan I have isthe best plan in the room."

"Whatever part I had in this, I sincerely apologize for. WhateverI can fix, I guarantee I will."

[ Note : This was a rush transcript, so let us know if we misheard anything.] 

What did we miss? Let us know in the comments.

Update, Mar. 1 : On the topic of hieroglyphics and cryptology, these were Sheen's exact words:

"If people could just read behind the hieroglyphic ... if they could put their cryptology frickin' hat on just for two seconds." 

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