Brow Beat

The DORFiest of the DORF

Several weeks ago in this space, I

noted

a curiosity of National Public Radio’s musical coverage: that NPR has “a strict preference for music that few actual living African-Americans listen to.” NPR’s taste in black music, I wrote, can be described by the acronym DORF—it prefers black musicians who are Dead, Old, Retro, and Foreign.

I asked

Slate

‘s readers to email nominees for the DORFiest musical artists of all time and to identify other, non-NPR bastions of DORF taste. Here are some results.

The most frequently mentioned name was

Bob Marley

, whose recordings were also nominated in multiple DORF categories. Marley’s “One Love” was the consensus winner for DORF National Anthem.

Two readers, Jesse S. and Shelly V., hailed the late Malian singer and guitarist

Ali Farka Touré

as the ultimate DORF icon. Jesse wrote: “He was old, now he’s dead.  He’s from Timbuktu, and he’s so retro he sounds like John Lee Hooker’s grandfather.” Both Jesse and Shelly noted that Touré’s song ”

Diaraby

” provides the theme music for the daily “Geo Quiz” segment on the Public Radio International broadcast

The World

, which airs on many NPR affiliates. Jesse also pointed to Touré’s

association with renowned DORF-connisseur Ry Cooder

, the American guitarist behind multi-DORFiest-of-the-DORF nominees,

Buena Vista Social Club

.

Several other African artists received nods, including Nigerian Afrobeat hero

Fela Kuti

;

Jùjú

legend

King Sunny Ade

; and South African choral group

Ladysmith Black Mambazo

, who, as reader Patrick S. wrote, qualify for “The DORF grand slam … O, R, F, and two sad, racially-charged D’s.”

Closer to home, frequently cited DORF icons included

B.B. King

(who, to be fair, is neither D nor F);

Ray Charles

; and

Nina Simone

. In the case of

Simone

,

Slate

reader Maldo argued that an honorary F be appended to her D, O, R on account of her long, self-imposed exile from the United States.

One of the most intriguing ideas came from journalist Carolina Gonzalez, who proposed a parallel “FIB Theory” of NPR’s taste in Latin music: “Folklorical (’pure’ musics away from corrupting modern influences); Impersonators (non-Latins who earnestly take up Latin sounds); Boundary-Breaking (usually expressed as ‘doesn’t sound the way you expect Latin music to sound’). The Latinos as phantom theory lives!”

I received just a few suggestions about DORFy media outlets. A couple of e-mailers mentioned

Paste

magazine. An insightful reader, Frances J., identified the 1983 film

The Big Chill

as a landmark in the codification of DORF taste—a truth whose full horror no viewer of the movie’s famous

postprandial dance scene

will fail to grasp.

But the most interesting DORF development in recent weeks is a striking de-DORFicization under way at NPR. If you visit the

“Song of the Day” page

on the NPR Music Web site—cited in my initial Brow Beat post for its unmitigated DORFiness—you will find the following message: “Every weekday from Nov. 9 to Nov. 20, Song of the Day is surveying the past decade, one year (and one song) at a time, with an emphasis on America’s most popular music. These picks don’t exactly qualify as musical discoveries, but they do have something to say about the 10 years we’re about to leave behind.”

Say

what

? America’s most popular music? Sure enough, “Song of the Day” has gone full-bore poptimist and full-bore anti-DORF: The series so far has included smart considerations of 50 Cent’s “In Da Club,” Outkast’s “So Fresh, So Clean,” Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy,” and Rihanna’s “Umbrella”—all of them actual hit records by living African-Americans. If this keeps up, DORF lovers may well have to get their fix

elsewhere

.