Brow Beat

Honey, Michael Jackson Died!

Mike

: What is your reaction to M.J.’s death?

Susan

: In 1983, at the peak of

Thriller

fever, my father said, “He’ll never be as big as Elvis.”

Mike

: Your dad may be right. For me, M.J. is associated with watching MTV. They showed his videos every 20 minutes. I still think gangland battles are fought in the manner of “Beat It.”

Susan

: I learned “Beat It” by its inverse, “Eat It.” It was the introduction to Michael Jackson for nerds.

Mike

: If it’s getting cold, reheat it. I also remember being acutely aware of which of my friends was the best moonwalker. I could never really do it.

Susan

: The boy who could do it best at our school owned a tie with the pattern of an electronic keyboard. It seems like both of our associations with Michael Jackson begin and end with

Thriller

.

Mike

: He kind of lost me with that face-morphing video, though I did think it was kind of cool at the time. Didn’t M.C. Hammer enter the scene at this point?

Susan

: Really the next thing I know about Michael Jackson is the child hanging from the open window. I often worry that someone across the way from us in Brooklyn will think I’m a Michael Jackson mother when I hold our baby seven stories above the street and he tugs at the window guards.

Mike

: At least we did not nickname our kid Blanket.