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I saw HBO's therapy series In Treatment last night, and felt it could be helped by adding a long-married couple to the lineup of patients:
Therapist: Why don't we start by--
Hillary: Have you seen his finger? It's out of control. He's wagging it at everyone. Every time his finger comes out I lose 5 percent of voters.
Bill: I should be in the presidential suite at Davos getting a massage from those Swedish gals they have there. But because I agreed to help my wife, I have to listen to lectures on behavior from Ted Kennedy!
Therapist: How do you feel when --
Hillary: Could you tell him to try to remember to mention my name occasionally when he gives one of his "I'm the greatest" speeches?
Bill: You wanted me to rough up Obama for you!
Hillary: I didn't say you should sound like the ghost of Lester Maddox!
Therapist: Could we --
[cut to: lamp being thrown at Bill's head]
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