The XX Factor: What women really think.

Don't Dis My Peeps

Hey, crankypants—or is the right term crankybra? Yes, I'm talking to you, Hanna Rosin. Your generation may not have "found an easy way into Facebook," but my peeps—as amazing as it may seem with my youthful visage and my love of TV shows featuring high school kids, I'm older than you are—are all over it.

You see, my peeps aren't my birth cohort or any other demographic slice; they're my partners in procrastination and time-wasting. Facebook attracts people who watch a lot of television, have a lot of opinions about pop culture, and don't have very well-developed impulse control (check out some of my photos, Sam!). My peeps. Your peeps are way too busy writing brilliant books and numerous genius magazine pieces.