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Friday, December 19, 2008 7:30 AM
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Susannah Breslin
Now the Times suggests the recession may spell the end of beauty as we know it, particularly the 21st-century plastic kind. Apparently, the economic downturn has resulted in fewer women getting elective boob jobs and sushi-party Botox injections. God forbid that on top of a skyrocketing unemployment rate, America will be further reduced to suffer the return of sagging breasts and smile lines. Will this recession stop at nothing? As a marketing adviser to plastic surgeons queries rhetorically, "If you are going for buttock implants, do you really need that?” For some, the answer may increasingly be: "No. I do not need those buttock implants." While I'm saddened to think that women who dream of looking like the bolted-on-breasted and frozen-faced cast members of The Real Housewives of Orange County may have their dreams deferred, perhaps more women will turn to alternative beauty therapies, instead—yoga to combat gravity's pull, cosmetic acupuncture treatments that have been used since the Sung Dynasty—and grow old gracefully for less.
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