Viral “Zero G Day” Hoax Floats Around the Internet Once Again

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March 27 2014 11:46 AM

No, April 4, 2014, is NOT “Zero G Day.” No.

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No. Again.

Photo by NASA/JPL-Caltech/Space Science Institute; NASA, ESA, and M. Buie (Southwest Research Institute); NASA; Phil Plait

If you’re wondering what that repeated thumping sound is, it’s echoes of me hitting my head against my desk.

I’m used to seeing a certain level of silliness when I open Twitter in the morning; it’s Twitter, after all. What I wasn’t prepared for was a tweet by Fake Astropix linking to a screengrab he made of his own Twitter feed:

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Screengrab by Fake Astropix

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Yes, there’s a viral story going around that on April 4, 2014, it’ll be “Zero G Day” and that due to a planetary alignment you’ll be able to float in the air for five minutes.

OK, first: No. Nope. Not gonna happen. This is physically impossible, folks. Really, really, and truly impossible. The gravity of the planets is too small to even feel, let alone bodily lift you up and float you around. Even if they were perfectly aligned, the planets’ combined gravity is only about 2 percent of the Moon’s, and it’s not like the Moon can fling you around the room uncontrollably when it’s up in the sky.

Also? There’s no planetary alignment that day at all. See for yourself (make sure to enter April 4, 2014, in the form at the bottom of that page). The planets are spread out all over the sky.

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But this viral meme is way worse even than that. How? Well, did it sound familiar to you? It might: It’s literally a repeat from January of this year! Yup: I debunked this just a few months ago, when it was spreading around the Internet the first time. It was wrong then, just like it is now.

Incredibly, it’s worse even than that. The original source of this ridiculousness is a site called News Hound, which posted the credulous article in the first place, either in late December 2013 or early January. The source of the meme this time around? Yup: News Hound, which simply took the old article and replaced all the “January 4” dates with “April 4”! It’s even literally the exact same URL as the old article, so it’s not like this was an honest mistake. This was done on purpose, for reasons unknown. But given the quality of the “news” on that site, you can probably make some guesses on your own.

Oh, by the way: I checked the Internet Archive, and on February 8, News Hound had this same article, but this time with the date listed as March 4. I guess you can’t keep a good anti-gravity hoax down.

And finally, just to make it easy, I've reprinted my original article debunking this nonsense below. Please feel free to send it to friends, family, and anyone you see on Twitter or Facebook who thinks they will actually be able to float around their house for a few minutes next Friday. I think they’ll find it would be a lot easier if they try it on Tuesday … April 1.

Tip o' the inertial dampener to Fake Astropix on Twitter.

No, You Won’t Be Able to Float on Zero G Day

Hurray! My first debunking of 2014!

I mean, “Sigh. Do I have to do this already?

Yes. Yes, I do.

Let me start off this way: You’ll never hear me say, “Well, now I’ve heard it all.” Long experience has taught me there is always a sillier claim. Always. And you’re hearing that from a guy who has debunked the ideas that the Maya calendar predicted the end of the world, that the “Supermoon” caused earthquakes, and that NASA found plastic beads (and a Wookiee) on Mars.

So what’s sillier than these? Well, we now have the claim that on Jan. 4, 2014—tomorrow—due to the combined gravity of Jupiter and Pluto, you will be able to jump in the air and float for just a couple of seconds.

It’s hard for me to overstate just how wrong this claim is. After all, the physics is wrong, the claim about Pluto and Jupiter is wrong, and it’s based on a joke made by an astronomer nearly 40 years ago!

Despite this, it’s being presented as fact by a website called News Hound (and various other sources), and it’s spreading around Facebook (and Twitter) so much that I got several emails and tweets about it.

I know, I know. Still, it’s popular enough I figure I’d better take a stab at it. So to get started, here’s the claim:

It has been revealed by the British astronomer Patrick Moore that, on the morning of January 4th 2014, an extraordinary astronomical event will occur. At exactly 9:47 am, the planet Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to the Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two planets would exert a stronger tidal pull, temporarily counteracting the Earth’s own gravity and making people weigh less. Moore calls this the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect.

Yeah, except this is all baloney. To be polite. OK, so why is this wrong?

Pluto and Jupiter, Sitting in a Tree …

First of all, the gravitational forces of the other planets in the solar system have essentially zero effect on you personally. And we’re done. Full stop.

OK, fine, I’ll give some brief details. The planets are big objects with lots of gravity, but that only affects you if you’re close to them. Space, however, is big—that’s why we call it space—and planets are far away. This weakens their gravity on you hugely, reducing it to less than the impact of the flutter of a butterfly’s wing.

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No.

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If you want the math, then here you go: Even if you add all of the planets together, they pull on you with a force less than 2 percent of that of the Moon! The News Hound article mentions tides, too, but that’s even worse: The combined tidal force from the planets is far less, like 0.005 percent of the Moon’s! Simply put, the planets are just too far away to have any real effect on you. By the way, the Moon orbits the Earth on an ellipse, so its own gravity fluctuates far more than the combined strength of the planets every two weeks.

Note that you cannot float in the air every two weeks.

And specifically, the gravity from Pluto is weakest of them all. Pluto is a teeny tiny ice ball, far smaller than even our Moon … and at its closest it’s flippin’ 4 billion kilometers (2.5 billion miles) from Earth. That’s a long way. A car on the road half a kilometer away has more gravitational pull on you than Pluto does.

In fact, doing the math, I find that the Earth pulls on you about 200 trillion times harder than Pluto does. That's about the same ratio as the number of cells in your body to a single cell ... so this claim that you can float is like saying you can shed a single cell and fly away by flapping your arms.

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It gets worse (amazingly). The article says Pluto will be “directly behind Jupiter” on Jan. 4. I checked: On that day they are on opposite sides of the sky. I mean, almost exactly opposite, nearly 180 degrees apart. You couldn’t have picked a much worse date to claim Pluto was behind Jupiter.

So the physics of the claim is ridiculous. But the origin of the claims makes it even funnier.

Fool Me Once, Shame on You

The article on News Hound mentions that this claim came from Patrick Moore. He was a real man, an astronomer in the U.K. who was enormously popular due to his radio and television programs about science—he predated Carl Sagan and is still considered an icon of science in England.

The wonderful thing about all this is: Moore actually did make this claim! However, as Snopes.com points out, it was an April Fools' Day joke. Moore made this claim in 1976 on his radio program. To my complete unsurprise, apparently some folks called in to say they did feel the effect! This is called “priming,” where you tell people in advance that they’ll feel something due to some cause, and they will, even if the cause never happened. It’s used by ghost hunters and ghost tour guides quite a bit, to spook people before they actually enter a “haunted house,” guaranteeing they’ll feel chills as they walk from room to room. I’ve seen this myself first hand: People can convince themselves of amazing things that never actually happened.

Hope Floats

So there you go: It’s a silly claim based on a joke in the first place.

I know a lot of people reading this right now are slapping their foreheads and wondering how people can be so stupid as to fall for this. I understand this reaction, but I don’t share it. Smart people fall for silly things all the time, and intelligence isn’t really the prime factor here.

Skepticism is. In general, schools don’t teach people how to analyze a claim, how to tell if something makes sense on the surface of it, or how to go about looking into the claim. I knew right away to do the math, and to see if Pluto and Jupiter really were aligned as the article says. But all too often, people don’t think carefully (or at all) about these claims, and simply spread them through social media. All it takes is literally the click of a “Share” button. Pseudoscience thrives via this virulence, whereas truth must take a harder path.

In fact, that’s why I bother debunking stuff like this. Sure, this is a silly claim, and probably harmless in practice. But not all of them are; I already mentioned the “Mayan Notpocalypse” from 2012, and I can tick off a dozen other doomsday or scary claims that spread due to a lack of skepticism. And of course there are real issues like global warming denial, anti-vaccination, and more, which live and breathe and spread due to a lack of skepticism in the public.

This particular bit of fluff will dry up and float away in a day or two, but those others are here to stay for a long time. My hope is that every time we take a moment to inject a bit of (polite) skepticism into people’s everyday lives, it makes the world a slightly better place to be.

If enough of us do it often enough, we can change “slightly” to “magnificently.”

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