[Correction (July 6 at 02:30 UTC): I had originally attributed this video to The Gargle Blasters, which was a name used somewhat in jest by Alison Rush, who is the actual creator of the song and video. Rush is not actually affiliated with The Gargle Blasters (nor, I would imagine, Rush). My apologies to the band for any confusion!]
TODAY IN SLATE
Smash and Grab
Even When They Go to College, the Poor Sometimes Stay Poor
Here’s Just How Far a Southern Woman May Have to Drive to Get an Abortion
The Most Ingenious Teaching Device Ever Invented
Marvel’s Civil War Is a Far-Right Paranoid Fantasy
It’s also a mess. Can the movies do better?
Sprawl, Decadence, and Environmental Ruin in Nevada
An All-Female Mission to Mars
As a NASA guinea pig, I verified that women would be cheaper to launch than men.