I remember a time, many years ago, when I was a lad and at home with my sister. It was a warm early summer day, and I heard something odd outside. I opened my window, and my ears were met with a loud, persistent droning sound. I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from…until I realized it was coming from everywhere.
I ran to my sister’s room and said, “Listen!” and opened her window too. Her eyes got wide, and she said, “What is it?” I smiled and replied, “Cicadas. They’re back.”
She didn’t believe me at first, and I didn’t blame her. It was loud. But that’s what happens when billions upon billions of enormous insects are all simultaneously looking for love.
That was 34 years ago now, two cycles past. The time has come once again for those red-and-black giants to come out of the ground and repeat their ancient pattern. To celebrate this, filmmaker Samuel Orr has created a short time-lapse video filled with stunning photography of cicadas, briefly explaining their weirdly fascinating life cycle.
WARNING: If you find insects icky, some of this may—haha!—bug you.
Orr has a Kickstarter project to fund a full-length documentary on these critters. I for one welcome our new cicada overlords, and would love to see this film made.
Shortly after my sister and I awoke to the cicadas that long-ago day, my best friend Marc and I went out for a bike ride to the local lake. We always took a bike trail through the woods, but this time it was different: Lining the trail on both sides were countless millions of thin, translucent brown shells, like molds of the cicadas’ adult bodies cast aside once they molted. It was incredible. We tried to talk about them as we rode, but it was nearly impossible because the buzzing of the male cicadas was so loud it drowned out our conversation. So instead, we just laughed and soaked it in.
I don’t live on the East Coast anymore, so I’m missing this year’s awakening. And I know a lot of people will complain about the loud, irritating, and uncomfortably large insects. But it’s nature at its most amazing, and I wish I could experience it once again. My next chance will be a long time coming.
TODAY IN SLATE
I was hit by a teacher in an East Texas public school. It taught me nothing.
Chief Justice John Roberts Says $1,000 Can’t Buy Influence in Congress. Looks Like He’s Wrong.
After This Merger, One Company Could Control One-Third of the Planet's Beer Sales
Hidden Messages in Corporate Logos
If You’re Outraged by the NFL, Follow This Satirical Blowhard on Twitter
Giving Up on Goodell
How the NFL lost the trust of its most loyal reporters.