Of course I want one of these!
It would give me something to eat while crawling through service corridors looking for the cat.
Tip o' the sawed-off shotgun -- for close encounters -- to Wil Wheaton.
- WANT Part XIII: Moon throw
- WANT Part XII: Earth Globe Fire Pit
- WANT Part XI: To boldly slice
- WANT Part X: The TARDIS. A REAL TARDIS!
- WANT Part IX: Levitating TARDIS edition
- WANT Part VIII: Zen and the art of Apollo maintenance
- Want: Part 6
- Want: Part V, lunar furniture edition
- Want: Part IV
- Want: Part III
- Want: Part II
TODAY IN SLATE
I was hit by a teacher in an East Texas public school. It taught me nothing.
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