You see, this is why I didn't do very well in my graduate quantum mechanics class.
I couldn't think outside the box.
"On the other hand we really don't know her momentum at all."
"Placebo control groups really aren't appropriate for quantum experiments."
"How science will be done under a Rick Perry Presidency."
"This is what happens when you let Schrödinger's dog run the experiment."
"My quantum trap finally succeeded for capturing a mewon."
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