If you think I wouldn't want a starship Enterprise pizza cutter from Think Geek, then I have no clue why you're even reading this blog.
Because I covet this very much.
Still... wouldn't the replicator just make pizza pre-sliced? Hello?! I smell a retcon. Or is that anchovies...?
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