Trying to find the perfect gift for the Trekker in your life? Why not try Tiberius cologne? Or, if you're feeling the love, maybe the scent of Pon Farr will do the trick... though maybe smelling like a frisky Vulcan may not work out so well. Of course, anything's better than Red Shirt.
Honestly, though, I have to admit I'd much prefer this.
Tip o' the VISOR to BABloggee Lindsay F.