Well, the jokes here write themselves: a woman named Magdelena -- srsly -- says Jesus has appeared on her toilet lid.
I think it looks more like Charles Manson, but there you go. Feel free to make your own guesses and scatalogical jokes in the comments... and this may be hopeless, but try to be at least marginally adult about it, OK? It's been a long day and I'm pooped.
Tip o' the sanitary ring -- for your protection! -- to Rev. Big Dumb Chimp.
TODAY IN SLATE
The Most Terrifying Thing About Ebola
The disease threatens humanity by preying on humanity.
I Bought the Huge iPhone. I’m Already Thinking of Returning It.
Scotland Is Just the Beginning. Expect More Political Earthquakes in Europe.
Students Aren’t Going to College Football Games as Much Anymore
And schools are getting worried.
Two Damn Good, Very Different Movies About Soldiers Returning From War
Lifetime Didn’t Think the Steubenville Rape Case Was Dramatic Enough
So they added a little self-immolation.
Blacks Don’t Have a Corporal Punishment Problem
Americans do. But when blacks exhibit the same behaviors as others, it becomes part of a greater black pathology.