Well, the jokes here write themselves: a woman named Magdelena -- srsly -- says Jesus has appeared on her toilet lid.
I think it looks more like Charles Manson, but there you go. Feel free to make your own guesses and scatalogical jokes in the comments... and this may be hopeless, but try to be at least marginally adult about it, OK? It's been a long day and I'm pooped.
Tip o' the sanitary ring -- for your protection! -- to Rev. Big Dumb Chimp.