Bad Astronomy

The anti-me

I thought about this carefully, and I’ve decided this guy is my antiparticle. He’s my opposite, taking what can charitably be called an incomplete understanding of physics, a total lack of logical process, and a laundry list of secret cabals, then lumping them all together into what can only be called the Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory. Watch the video, but keep a hat full of ice on your head to keep your brain from melting.

I don’t know what to say. I’m speechless. He talks about Planet X, Nibiru, the Nephilim, the Antichrist, the Moon Hoax, Free Masons, the LHC, religious fundamentalism, the van Allen belts, Stargates, black holes, cosmic rays, and, of course (of course!) how all this is predicted by the Bible.

I hope I never meet this guy. If I shake his hand, we’ll annihilate, exploding with the force of millions of nuclear weapons and flooding the world with gamma rays.

Well, my idea makes at least as much sense as his.