Wow, what you find when you have time to clean things out. This was another draft blog entry from like a year ago that I never posted. I probably thought it was a hair too Machiavellian even for me, but what the heck. If I don't gratuitously self-promote, who will promote me?
I am Elvis...
... because I am everywhere and everything.
Tip o' the sunhat to my ego for convincing me to post this completely self-absorbed blog entry.
TODAY IN SLATE
I was hit by a teacher in an East Texas public school. It taught me nothing.
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