Wow, what you find when you have time to clean things out. This was another draft blog entry from like a year ago that I never posted. I probably thought it was a hair too Machiavellian even for me, but what the heck. If I don't gratuitously self-promote, who will promote me?
I am Elvis...
... because I am everywhere and everything.
Tip o' the sunhat to my ego for convincing me to post this completely self-absorbed blog entry.