I am Elvis

The entire universe in blog form
Dec. 1 2007 8:37 PM

I am Elvis

Wow, what you find when you have time to clean things out. This was another draft blog entry from like a year ago that I never posted. I probably thought it was a hair too Machiavellian even for me, but what the heck. If I don't gratuitously self-promote, who will promote me?

I am Elvis...

Phil Plait Phil Plait

Phil Plait writes Slate’s Bad Astronomy blog and is an astronomer, public speaker, science evangelizer, and author of Death From the Skies!  

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... because I am everywhere and everything.

I've been popping up all over the blogosphere. I'm like a quantum particle; you might see me in one place, and then suddenly someplace else.

It's cool. As cool as ice cream. I can digg it. I can really digg it. I mean, really digg it.

I'm even givin' some LOL attitude here, and why not? I'm living the Hollywood life.

Tip o' the sunhat to my ego for convincing me to post this completely self-absorbed blog entry.

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