NASA ticks me off sometimes too, but c’mon!

NASA ticks me off sometimes too, but c’mon!

NASA ticks me off sometimes too, but c’mon!

Bad Astronomy
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Nov. 15 2007 6:38 PM

NASA ticks me off sometimes too, but c’mon!

Plaintiff sued the National Aeronautics and Space Administration "NASA", John F. Kennedy Space Center, Lisa Nowak d/b/a "Space Astronaut", Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and the Space Shuttle Challenger for NASA Harassment. Plaintiff seeks the return of copyrighted and patented material belonging to Jonathan Lee Riches, i.e., jet fuel, space suits, moon rocks, mercury, DNA from pluto. Plaintiff also moves for a TRO prohibiting defendants from launching any material away from Earth without plaintiff's written permission. Plaintiff claims that defendants are in a major conspiracy to defraud American tax payers and Congress, and that he learned this through his sexual relationship with Lisa Nowak who brought secret documents to him in prison. Plaintiff also asserts that his ex-girlfriend Lisa Nowak told him that the Mars rover isn't at Mars, but in an Arizona desert to make people believe NASA has been to Mars to justify federal funding. Nowak also allegedly told plaintiff that the International Space Station is a trailer that was bought from a Miami Winnebago dealership for $1,200.

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Actually, you can tell this is all a sham because a Winnebago would be more useful.

You might also be interested in other cases brought by Mr. Riches. Evidently he is in prison and has some time on his hands to files some, ah, interesting suits.