I am on my computer, reading a blog. Mrs. Bad Astronomer is in the living room on her computer, doing some online shopping because she is renovating the Little Astronomer's bathroom.
She shouts at me.
Mrs. BA: Phil! Guess what?
Mrs. BA: I did a Google search on "astronomy shower curtain" and guess whose page came up first?
She knew very well that I knew very well the answer to that.