Troy Patterson Troy Patterson

Troy Patterson is Slate's writer at large and writes the Gentleman Scholar column.

Gentleman Scholar
June 26 2013 3:55 PMWhat Is the Deal With Green Pants This Year?A perennial color for preps wends its way into the mainstream.
Television
June 24 2013 9:00 AMHemisphere FactorIn the Stephen King adaptation Under the Dome, a small town gets stuck, uh, under a dome.
Drink
June 14 2013 4:58 PMThe Dram-atic ArtsNotes toward a theory of the theater of bartending.
Gentleman Scholar
June 5 2013 1:38 PMOn Lid-FlippingWhen should a gentleman doff his hat? And on what date should he switch straw for felt?
Gentleman Scholar
May 29 2013 1:15 PMThe Anxiety of the Pickup Basketball Player at the Jump ShotPlus: How do I explain my past debauchery to nice girls?
Drink
May 23 2013 12:51 PMThe Gin and TonicThe summer blockbuster of mixed drinks.
Gentleman Scholar
May 15 2013 8:00 AMI Got Monograms on My Shirts. Am I a Jerk?The Gentleman Scholar addresses your initial concerns.
Gentleman Scholar
May 8 2013 1:08 PMThe New Father’s Guide to Mother’s DayMother’s Day is stupid, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it right.
Books
May 3 2013 12:30 PMThe ActivistThe good intentions of Eve Ensler.
Gentleman Scholar
April 17 2013 12:45 PMWhy Does Every Dude Make That Same Face in Every Photo?A gentleman’s guide to the selfie.
Gentleman Scholar
April 10 2013 1:36 PMWhat Should I Tip the Pizza Delivery Gentleman?$2? Twenty percent? Can I tip in weed?
Drink
April 9 2013 12:12 AMMartini MadnessThe Final Four and Championship live-blog.
Drink
April 8 2013 4:49 PMMartini MadnessDorothy Parker didn’t write the famous quatrain about martinis that’s always attributed to her.
Drink
April 6 2013 4:25 PMMartini MadnessThe Round of 32 gets surrealist.
Drink
April 5 2013 10:35 AMMartini MadnessThere are beer snobs, wine snobs, whiskey snobs—why no martini snobs?
Television
June 24 2013 5:36 PMThe Best Mad Men Season YetThe series is no longer about American history. It’s about Don’s history. And it’s scary as hell.
Gentleman Scholar
June 19 2013 4:47 PMThe Unkindest Cut?Should a gentleman circumcise his little gentleman’s tiny gentleman?
Weddings
June 12 2013 7:30 AMHow to Be a Better Best ManFlirt with the mother of the bride, but don’t grind with her.
Tv Club
June 4 2013 3:00 PMArrested Development, Season 4Is this the end of the Bluths? Maeby.
Tv Club
May 29 2013 11:08 AMArrested Development, Season 4Lindsay’s shaman suffers face blindness, as do we.
Brow Beat
May 15 2013 2:36 PMThe Sins of the Georgetown Sex Riots, Which Began 50 Years Ago Today
Culturebox
May 9 2013 4:20 PMThe Guerrilla Skirmishes of the Sexual RevolutionFifty years ago this week, panty-seeking college boys lit the fuse on the 1960s.
Drink
May 3 2013 5:22 PMPatrón SaintThe latest tequila news, analyzed with the help of a business book by a woman calling herself “The Widow Patrón.”
Gentleman Scholar
April 24 2013 2:19 PMHow Does a Gentleman Shake Hands With a Lady?Somewhere between the Hulk and a dead fish.
Drink
April 10 2013 3:50 PMMartini MadnessThe tournament concludes with a highlight reel from M.F.K. Fisher’s Gibson’s path to victory.
Drink
April 9 2013 12:13 AMMartini Madness: The BracketYour complete guide to Slate’s martini tournament.
Drink
April 8 2013 6:22 PMMartini MadnessBartending wunderkind Damon Boelte helps judge the Elite Eight.
Drink
April 7 2013 3:14 PMMartini MadnessRobert Bork’s bad restaurant manners pale in comparison to Ian Fleming’s bad pickup lines.
Drink
April 5 2013 8:05 PMMartini MadnessShaken vs. stirred is a false dichotomy. There is a third way.
Television
April 4 2013 10:10 AMDon HoDon Draper flies to Hawaii, and Mad Men embarks on its final journey.

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