Hair Today, President TomorrowA well-coiffed guide to trimming and zsooshing one’s way to the Oval Office.
Are You Man Enough for the Cockatiel?Four things to know before adopting the wildly popular hairstyle.
Notes from a Sickly SojournAdvice on traveling with—and surviving!—biohazardous loved ones this summer.
Enough With the Red and GreenAdopt a new color scheme for this year’s holiday gifts and décor: black-and-white stripes!
On the Death of My Homophobic DogI named him Liberace, but I couldn’t have chosen a less appropriate namesake for this coarse, emotionally withholding Norwich terrier.
Joan Rivers, National TreasureThe viper-tongued vixed taught us to be bitchy to celebrities but nice to people.
Cool ItTen fun and fashionable ways to stay chill when the summer heat starts to get to you.
Why Are Guys Afraid to Wear Speedos?American men need to get over their Freudian fear of showing off their junk.
Supreme Court Dispatches
How Long Must an Employee Endure Discrimination? Chief Justice John Roberts is a surprise working-class hero.
Safeway Almost Made a Massive Deal With Theranos. Now It’s Teaming Up With Theranos’ Biggest Rival.
Cards Against Humanity Asked People to Give It $5 on Black Friday for Nothing in Return. The Stunt Worked.
What You Should Read From November We ranked the month’s most popular Slate articles. Then we asked our editors to recommend the best story you didn’t read.