Simon Doonan Simon Doonan

Simon Doonan is an author, fashion commentator, and creative ambassador for Barneys New York.

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July 18 2013 12:27 PMIs Europe Still Worth the Schlep?You can buy croissants at Costco.
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May 8 2013 2:50 PMThe Problem With Handsome, Enigmatic MenThey’re boring.
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April 4 2013 5:44 AMThe Healing Power of Holding a GrudgeOur softy culture says we should forgive even the most heinous crimes. Sometimes it’s healthier not to.
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March 11 2013 7:30 AMDavid Bowie Taught Me How to Tart UpAnd it saved me from losing my mind.
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Jan. 24 2013 1:26 PMWaiting for BardotHave the French lost their je ne sais quoi?
Holidays
Dec. 20 2012 5:22 AMAnd the Loveliest Tree in America Is …Announcing the winner of Simon Doonan’s holiday tree competition.
Holidays
Dec. 6 2012 5:45 PMYou’ve Gotta Have BallsThe secret to decorating a great holiday tree. Plus: Enter Slate’s tree-trimming contest!
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Oct. 26 2012 4:04 AMShould Old People Wear Sassy Underwear?A bold fashion plan for people over 60.
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Sept. 27 2012 4:02 AMAre Fat Men More Trustworthy?Mitt might be easier to stomach if he had a stomach.
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Sept. 5 2012 2:15 AMWho Killed Sarcasm?We’re trapped in an era of sincerity. Let us out!
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Aug. 22 2012 3:45 AMDoes Buying Lots of Shoes Make You a Better Person?Quite possibly.
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July 19 2012 6:45 AMMalevolent MidgetsDo short men really have rotten personalities?
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June 7 2012 6:45 AMMy Narcissism Wears SpanxHow to be vain without being a jerk.
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May 29 2012 6:15 AMThe Bucket ListAmerica’s most idiotic new pastime.
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April 26 2012 1:32 PMWhere Did All the Accomplished People Go?We used to revere scientists. Now we worship Kim Kardashian. Why?
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May 23 2013 12:37 PMKeep the Candelabra Flame BurningLiberace was a daring, fabulous showman, but he’s in danger of being forgotten. Don’t let his gay legacy die!
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April 22 2013 12:27 PMSave Me From the Dark Green Eco-ZealotsOh, the humiliations I have suffered.
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April 1 2013 7:53 AMBring Back the AfroHow a date with Blaxsploitation queen Pam Grier kindled my nostalgia for the regal, natural, glamorous hairdo.
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Feb. 24 2013 11:23 PMOscar Shocker!Movie stars rivet the entire world by wearing stunningly conventional evening gowns.
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Jan. 11 2013 7:45 AMBring Back Prohibition!All right already with braying drunks and boozy breath.
Culture Gabfest
Dec. 12 2012 1:15 PMThe Culture Gabfest: “I Normally Have To Be Drunk Off My Ass To Do This” EditionSlate's podcast about Beasts of the Southern Wild, why the art world is so despicable, and Beck’s Song Reader.
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Nov. 5 2012 10:56 AMBloomberg’s BloviatingThe insanity of all the bureaucratic back-patting after Sandy.
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Oct. 12 2012 3:30 AMAre Celebrities Qualified To Have Political Opinions?Or should they just keep their yappers shut?
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Sept. 12 2012 11:15 AMWomen’s Mouths Are Getting Bigger, and Bigger, and BiggerWelcome to the apoca-lips.
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Sept. 2 2012 10:28 AMIs Paddleboarding the New Soul Cycle?The fitness craze that’s—calmly, placidly, meditatively—sweeping the nation.
Five-ring Circus
July 28 2012 12:26 AMMonty Python’s Flying Olympic Opening CeremonyThe incredibly goofy kickoff to the London games.
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July 3 2012 6:11 AMWhy Do Hotels Turn Us Into Monsters?You wouldn’t believe the appalling things people will do in a Marriott suite. 
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June 2 2012 12:45 PMMeet the Most Fashionable Woman in the WorldThe Queen of England.
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May 14 2012 6:08 AMDo the Real Housewives Remind You of Louis XIV?The rise of implausibly abundant fake hair.
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April 13 2012 6:44 PMWhy Do We Really Get Tattoos?A theory.

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