Nick Greene
Nick Greene

Nick Greene is a Slate contributing writer.

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Jan. 17 2019 12:23 PMWill I Traumatize My Cat by Going on Vacation?I love him so much. I can’t bear to hurt him.
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Jan. 13 2019 5:14 PMJust How Cruel Was the Patriots’ Destruction of the Chargers?
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Jan. 13 2019 12:01 AMAll Hail C.J. Anderson(?), the Los Angeles Rams’ Playoff Hero(??)
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Jan. 12 2019 8:30 AMTom Brady Is Old, in Decline, and Perfectly Capable of Winning Another Super Bowl
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Jan. 6 2019 9:12 PMBears Lose as Bears Kicker Who Always Hits the Upright Hits the Upright
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Jan. 6 2019 1:09 AMIs Dak Prescott Good?The Dallas Cowboys quarterback won his first playoff game, if that helps answer the question.
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Jan. 3 2019 10:34 AMMy Cat’s Cleaning Herself BaldHow can I help her stop the compulsive licking?
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Dec. 30 2018 4:29 PMSaquon Barkley Achieves Wingless Flight in Otherwise Meaningless Regular Season Game
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Dec. 29 2018 8:17 PMNFL Fines Baker Mayfield $10,026 for Pantomimed Unfurling of Loins
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Dec. 23 2018 9:12 PMThe Best Tacklers in the NFL Are Punters and Wide Receivers Are the Best QuarterbacksThat’s just how it is now.
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Dec. 23 2018 3:11 PMVikings End Half With a Rather Casual Hail Mary
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Dec. 22 2018 4:51 PMJuju Smith-Schuster Declares Self Active for Fantasy FootballNFL’s other 1,695 players suspiciously silent.
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Dec. 18 2018 11:15 AMThere’s No Joy in Our World When My Daughter’s Cat VisitsHe digs his claws into our pets and makes life miserable. What should I do?
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Dec. 16 2018 5:55 PMBears Overcome Chronic Cuteness to Vanquish Packers, Catapult Aaron Rodgers Into Lake Michigan
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Dec. 16 2018 12:47 AMThe Cleveland Browns (Yes, Those Cleveland Browns) Can Still Make the Playoffs (Yes, Those Playoffs)
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Jan. 13 2019 10:49 PMThe Nick Foles Eagles Are Dead. Long Live the Nick Foles Eagles.
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Jan. 13 2019 5:30 AMWhat’s the Deal With the Saints’ “Choppa Style” Dance?
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Jan. 12 2019 9:12 PMUh Oh, Patrick Mahomes Has a Defense Behind Him Now
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Jan. 10 2019 3:55 PMMy Co-Worker Whines All the Time. She’s Also a Dog.How can I get her to curb the grumbling?
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Jan. 6 2019 5:05 PMLamar Jackson’s Terrible, Horrible, Almost Incredibly Awesome Day
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Jan. 5 2019 8:39 PMOnce an Early-Season Laughing Stock, the Colts Now Look Comfortable as Postseason Bullies
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Dec. 30 2018 8:56 PMThe Eagles and Nick Foles Sneak Into the Playoffs as Minnesota Bickers During Its Own Viking Funeral
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Dec. 30 2018 3:08 PMKlay Thompson Brilliantly Explains the Perils of the Internet after Enjoying a Heartfelt Reunion With His Own Hand
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Dec. 25 2018 10:00 AMRoll Over, I’m CrowdedI can’t bear to share my bed with my dog anymore. How do I kick him out?
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Dec. 23 2018 4:05 PMCleveland’s Paparazzi Celebration Is One of the Many Reasons the Browns Are Awesome
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Dec. 23 2018 5:30 AMHow to Lure Anthony Davis (Who Says He Doesn’t Care About Money) to Your Team
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Dec. 19 2018 9:59 PMJon Gruden and Nathan Peterman Are Playing Chess When Everyone Else in the NFL Is Playing Football
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Dec. 16 2018 9:18 PMThe Patriots Look Shaky. Is That Even Allowed?
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Dec. 16 2018 5:30 AMThe Brilliant and Sensible Plan That Would End NFL Kickoffs Forever and Make Football Way More Fun
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Dec. 15 2018 10:51 PMAn Ode to MarShon Brooks, the Unlikely Hero of the Botched MarShon Brooks Trade

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