Nick Greene
Nick Greene

Nick Greene is a Slate contributing writer.

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Sept. 18 2018 5:55 AMAm I Really Supposed to Brush My Cat’s Teeth?Seems unlikely that my cat would let me do that.
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Sept. 16 2018 5:28 PMBuffalo Cornerback Vontae Davis Has Had Enough of the Bills, Apparently Retires From Football Mid-Game
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Sept. 15 2018 7:05 PMNorth Texas Punt Returner Beguiles Arkansas With Elaborate Ruse; “Drat,” Exclaim Razorbacks
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Sept. 14 2018 4:12 PMThe Five Ratings Numbers That Prove the NFL Is Dying (and the Five That Prove the League Will Never Die)
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Sept. 9 2018 10:30 PMAfter One Half of Football, Khalil Mack Makes the Bears Look Good (but he Makes the Raiders Look Terrible)
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Sept. 9 2018 1:26 PMThe Miami Dolphins’ Kenny Stills, Albert Wilson, and Robert Quinn Are Keeping the NFL’s Protest Movement Alive
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Sept. 8 2018 4:29 PMAfter Seven Years, You Can Finally Listen to the Rap Stylings of LeBron James and Kevin Durant
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Sept. 6 2018 10:55 PMEagles Safety Malcolm Jenkins’ Quest to Move the Conversation “Away From the Anthem”The Super Bowl champion did not protest before the season opener.
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Sept. 2 2018 1:23 PMSan Diego Padres Give Fans Free Beach Hats; Oh No, There Were Beetles in the Beach Hats
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Sept. 1 2018 12:34 PMSouth Korea Wins Gold at Asian Games; Son Heung-min Gets to Remain a CivilianSouth Korea’s best-ever soccer player faced two years in the military had his team lost to Japan in the final.
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Aug. 26 2018 5:24 PMHow John McCain Grew to Tolerate MMA, the Sport he Likened to “Human Cockfighting”
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Aug. 25 2018 2:46 PMSerena Williams Downplays “Catsuit” Controversy, Describes “Wonderful Relationship” With French Tennis Federation President
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Aug. 21 2018 8:14 PMWho Is the Mysterious “Individual-1” Implicated by Michael Cohen?
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Aug. 19 2018 2:21 PMThe Walk-Off Balk Is Actually a Great Way to Lose a Baseball GameThe Mariners beat the Dodgers 5-4 thanks to the slight buckle of a relief pitcher’s knee.
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Aug. 18 2018 1:07 PMDwyane Wade Chastises Jimmy Butler for Commenting on Gabrielle Union’s Instagram and Using Caps
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Sept. 16 2018 6:20 PMPatrick Mahomes Has Arrived So Everyone Else Can Stop Playing Football Now
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Sept. 16 2018 1:04 PMEliud Kipchoge Destroys Marathon World Record By 1 Minute and 18 SecondsHe finished the Berlin Marathon in 2:01:39.
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Sept. 15 2018 6:09 PMSeahawks Rookie Michael Dickson Is the World’s Most Captivating PunterThat’s a good thing.
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Sept. 9 2018 11:38 PMAaron Rodgers Returns From the Dead to Murder the Bears
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Sept. 9 2018 4:55 PMYou Don’t Have to Watch Bills Games this Year, Buffalo FansWatch these programs instead!
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Sept. 8 2018 7:04 PMNaomi Osaka Beats Serena Williams As U.S. Open Final Erupts in Chaos and Controversy
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Sept. 7 2018 1:43 PMLe’Veon Bell’s Contract Dispute Shows the Limits of Player Solidarity in the NFL
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Sept. 5 2018 5:08 PMThe Seven Worst Possible Names for Your Fantasy Football Team“Make Janarion Grant Again” might be the worst of all.
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Sept. 1 2018 5:01 PMWhy Would Jon Gruden and the Oakland Raiders Trade Khalil Mack, the Team’s Best Player?
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Aug. 30 2018 7:02 PMSouth Korea’s Best-Ever Soccer Player Faces Two Years in the Military If He Loses on SaturdaySon Heung-min needs a gold medal in the worst way.
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Aug. 25 2018 4:59 PM“Lucky Loser” Peter Polansky Just Locked Up One of the Most Bizarre Records in Sports History
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Aug. 23 2018 1:41 PMThe Hottest New NFL Trend Is Complaining About the Helmet Rule on Twitter
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Aug. 19 2018 4:32 PMIf You See the National Anthem on Monday Night Football, It Likely Means That Something Terrible Has Happened
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Aug. 18 2018 5:35 PMAlabama Announces $600-Million Plan to Upgrade Athletics Facilities, May Finally Become a Sports School
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Aug. 17 2018 4:56 PMShould I Eat This 3,200-Year-Old Egyptian Tomb Cheese That’s Possibly Infected with a Deadly Disease?

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