Nick Greene
Nick Greene

Nick Greene is a Slate contributing writer.

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June 27 2018 2:46 PMGermany Is Out of the World Cup. Let’s All Laugh at Die Mannschaft.
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June 26 2018 2:01 PMIn Praise of the 0–0 Draw, Which Allows Tired Soccer Announcers to Rest Their Vocal Cords
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June 25 2018 9:00 AMWhere LeBron Should Play Next Year, According to a Theoretical Astrophysicist
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June 24 2018 3:28 PMThe Bizarre Scenario that Could Incentivize Yellow Cards in England’s Match Against Belgium
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June 23 2018 3:12 PMMexico Fans Stop Homophobic Chant, Excel at Good Chants
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June 22 2018 2:16 PMDid Nigeria’s Ahmed Musa Score the Best Goal of the World Cup?
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June 20 2018 4:43 PMWhat Will Handsome Morocco Coach Hervé Renard Do Now That His Team Is Out of the World Cup?
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June 19 2018 3:02 PMWho’s to Blame for Senegal’s Crazy Second Goal Against Poland?
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June 17 2018 6:31 PMCongratulations, Nacho: You Scored the Best Goal in the Opening Week of the World Cup
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June 16 2018 8:32 PMCongratulations to Soccer for Inventing an Instant Replay System That Isn’t Totally Terrible
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June 16 2018 12:29 PMDoes It Matter That Fox Cheaped Out and Didn’t Send World Cup Commentators to Russia?
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June 15 2018 2:13 PMAdd Morocco’s Own Goal to the 3-Billion-Year-Long List of Evidence that Life Isn’t Fair
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June 9 2018 2:19 AMWarriors Win NBA Title and LeBron Wears a Cast After He and His Weary Cast Are Cast Aside
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June 5 2018 8:07 AMJ.R. Smith and LeBron James Star in a Harrowing, Single-Take Cinematic Masterpiece
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May 31 2018 11:29 AMThe Five Shots You Must Master to Destroy Your Opponent in Horse
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June 26 2018 5:48 PMDiego Maradona Had a Totally Chill Time During Argentina’s Win Over Nigeria
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June 25 2018 9:58 PMArgentina Is Either a Mutinous Mess or Just a Regular Mess, Depending on Reports
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June 24 2018 5:24 PMJames Rodríguez Is Back, and He’s Threading Passes Like a Dang Necromancer
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June 23 2018 5:14 PMToni Kroos Brings Germany Back from the Brink with Thrilling Last-Second Strike
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June 22 2018 5:11 PMSwitzerland’s Xherdan Shaqiri Is a Roomba Made of Lead
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June 21 2018 5:30 PMExcuses Argentina Can Use to Explain its Total Meltdown Against Croatia
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June 19 2018 5:56 PMWhat It Will Take for FIFA to Stop Mexican Fans’ Homophobic Chants
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June 18 2018 1:57 PMWhere LeBron Should Play Next Year, According to a Wine Critic
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June 17 2018 3:46 PMHow Many O’s Did Mexico’s ¡Goooooool! Against Germany Deserve?
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June 16 2018 3:19 PMPeru Camouflages Horrible Penalty Mistake Inside Forest of Other Misses
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June 15 2018 5:53 PMCristiano Ronaldo Beats Spain 3–3
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June 14 2018 2:59 PMRussia Is Just One Tournament Cancellation Away From Being Crowned World Cup ChampionsThe hosts beat Saudi Arabia 5-0 in a lopsided opening match. It looked pretty easy!
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June 7 2018 2:18 AMKevin Durant Doesn’t Let the Cavs Have Any Fun; Sends Them to Bed Without Dinner
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May 31 2018 5:01 PMWill Season 4 of Warriors-Cavaliers Be More Like the Simpsons or the Brady Bunch?
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May 29 2018 9:00 AMLet’s Add Slingshots to Every SportGolf, you’re first.

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