Nick Greene
Nick Greene

Nick Greene is a Slate contributing writer.

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Dec. 13 2018 12:46 PMChronicles of the Hair-Raising Hair DryerMy dog cowers in fear every time I blow-dry my hair—what should I do?
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Dec. 9 2018 5:17 PMBusted: Patrick Mahomes Caught Using Echolocation With No-Look Pass
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Dec. 5 2018 6:14 PMHe Doesn’t Know the System. He’s Been out of Football for Too Long.They’ve had two years. NFL coaches still haven’t come up with a good excuse for their teams not signing Colin Kaepernick.
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Nov. 28 2018 11:19 AMThe Case of the Tongue-Tied Tight EndIn his first year in the broadcast booth, Jason Witten is struggling to find the right words. Will he ever be a competent announcer?
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Nov. 26 2018 1:10 AMWho Is to Blame for the Green Bay Packers’ Woes?
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Nov. 25 2018 3:26 PMSeahawks’ Chris Carson Does a Dang Front-Flip Over a Defender Like He’s Nadia Comăneci or Something
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Nov. 24 2018 5:55 PMThe Real Winner of Michigan–Ohio State Was the Ref Cam (and, uh, Ohio State, Too)
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Nov. 20 2018 3:40 AMWas Chiefs-Rams the Best NFL Game Ever?
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Nov. 18 2018 3:45 PMAlex Smith Suffers Theismann-Like Leg Injury Exactly 33 Years After Theismann
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Nov. 17 2018 3:30 PMThe Citadel’s First-Half Tie Against Alabama Should Count for More Than a Moral Victory
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Nov. 13 2018 5:45 AMIs There Such a Thing as a Hypoallergenic Dog?My husband can’t stop sneezing around pups, but we really want one anyway.
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Nov. 11 2018 5:01 PMBears Kicker Hits Uprights Four Times; Chicago Fails to Appreciate His Incredible Achievement
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Nov. 10 2018 3:19 PMThe Five Most Intriguing Questions About Jimmy Butler’s Trade to the 76ers
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Nov. 7 2018 5:02 PMActing Attorney General Matthew Whitaker Enjoys CrossFit and PC Gaming, Dislikes Investigations Into Donald Trump
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Nov. 4 2018 8:36 PMMichael Thomas’ Homage to Joe Horn’s Flip-Phone Celebration Was the Best Part of an Amazing Saints-Rams Game
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Dec. 9 2018 6:52 PMBehold Mark Sanchez’s Mastery of Washington’s Offense
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Dec. 9 2018 5:05 PMDolphins Stun Patriots With Game-Winning Hook-and-Ladder Miracle
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Dec. 5 2018 5:55 AMMy Deaf Cat Screams All Night!I can’t take it anymore.
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Nov. 27 2018 11:08 AMAll He Wants Is LoveHow can my boyfriend convince his dog he’s a good guy?
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Nov. 25 2018 8:00 PMShouldn’t Baker Mayfield Be Thrilled That Hue Jackson Is Coaching for Another Team?
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Nov. 25 2018 2:59 PMCleveland Browns Tight End’s Hilariously Ill-Conceived Leap Somehow Results in Touchdown
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Nov. 20 2018 5:55 AMWhy Does My Cat Pee on My Boyfriend’s Laundry?Are they friends, or is my cat telling him to piss off?
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Nov. 18 2018 6:35 PMThe Joyous and Wholesome NFL Trend of Celebratory Group Photos Is Getting a Little Stale
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Nov. 18 2018 2:09 PMAre the Browns Actually Going to Interview Condoleezza Rice to be the Team’s Head Coach?
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Nov. 14 2018 6:05 PMThe Draymond-KD Beef Could Mean the End of the Warriors’ DynastyAfter they win one more title.
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Nov. 11 2018 6:37 PMIs Being an NFL Quarterback Too Easy These Days?
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Nov. 11 2018 2:51 PMThe NFL’s Hottest Celebration Craze Is Respecting Your Elders
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Nov. 8 2018 12:36 PMWe’ve Already Seen Enough From DukeIts freshman stars are clearly too talented for college. Bubble-wrap them until the NBA draft.
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Nov. 6 2018 9:00 AMMy Cat Has an Eating Disorder. What Should I Do?He’s gnawing his way through my wardrobe.
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Nov. 4 2018 6:09 PMChoose to Be Inspired by Nathan PetermanThe Buffalo quarterback throws interceptions and stays true to himself.

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