Matthew Dessem
Matthew Dessem

Matthew Dessem is Brow Beat’s nights and weekends editor and the author of a biography of screenwriter and director Clyde Bruckman.

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July 19 2018 1:56 AMThis Conan Clip Gives Us a Chance to Put Both “Marvel Cinematic Universe” and “Batman” in a Headline, So Here it Is
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July 13 2018 4:48 PMThe Three Words That Best Describe These Trailers for The Grinch Are as Follows, And I Quote
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July 12 2018 2:05 AMIt Gives Me Great Pleasure to Introduce You to the Future of RoboCop Movies
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July 10 2018 12:36 AMA Liberal’s Case for Brett Kavanaugh
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July 9 2018 9:38 PMBilly Dee Williams Will Play Lando Calrissian in Star Wars Episode IX
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July 8 2018 8:33 PMMichelle Wolf Gets Patriotic For a Red, White, and Blue Salute to Abortion
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July 7 2018 10:04 PMIn an Astonishing Conan Appearance, Tracy Morgan Unveils the Nation’s Worst Nixon Impression
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July 7 2018 6:07 PMSpider-Man Comic Book Artist Steve Ditko Has Died at 90
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July 4 2018 12:17 AMRock Band 4 Is Adding a Bunch of Yacht Rock Songs, Which Is as Good a Reason as any to Rewatch Yacht Rock
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July 3 2018 12:44 AMInvictusA Poem for Alan Dershowitz
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July 1 2018 7:10 PMWatch Michelle Wolf’s Guide to Hurting Trump Cronies’ Feelings on a Deeply Personal Level
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June 30 2018 9:23 PMThe Follow-up to “Too Many Cooks” Is Mind-Blowing and You Can Watch It Right Now
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June 28 2018 12:30 AMJenny Hagel Has a Special Message for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Although We Don’t Speak Spanish It Seems Like Good News
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June 26 2018 11:36 PMSeth Meyers Annotates Trump’s Latest “Spectacularly Unhinged” Rally
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June 25 2018 11:22 PM“President Donald Trump Touts David Lynch Endorsement” Is a Real, True Headline and Not a Lazy Dystopian World-Building Background Detail
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July 19 2018 12:40 AMStephen Colbert Doesn’t Not Try to Explain Trump’s Double Negative Defense, Schoolhouse Rock Style
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July 13 2018 12:38 PMTed Koppel Escaped His Sacha Baron Cohen Interview Just by Knowing Night From Day
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July 11 2018 10:59 PMDon’t You Have Anything Better To Do Than Watch Will Arnett Scribble Unintelligible Drawings of the Animated Characters He Voices?
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July 9 2018 10:58 PMJimmy Kimmel’s Footage of Trump’s New Supreme Court Nominee Looks a Little Different Than C-SPAN’s
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July 8 2018 10:52 PMWhether Sacha Baron Cohen’s New Show Turns Out To Be Good Or Bad, One Thing Is Clear: He Asked Dick Cheney To Autograph a Waterboard Kit
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July 8 2018 2:44 PMUnbeliebable! Justin Bieber Is Reportedly Engaged to Hailey Baldwin.
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July 7 2018 8:58 PMAnatomy of a Scene: The Part of “The Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton’s)” Where the Cats Are Boxing
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July 4 2018 1:18 AMKevin Spacey Is Being Investigated by Scotland Yard for Three More Sexual Assault Allegations
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July 3 2018 2:08 AMHow Many Different Recordings of the Armour Hot Dog Theme Song Can You Listen to in a Row?
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July 1 2018 10:08 PMHappy Birthday to the PG-13 Rating! To Celebrate, Here Are Some PG-Rated Scenes
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June 30 2018 11:49 PMIt’s Been a Long Day, So Why Not Relax by Watching Trump Supporters Attempt to Explain the Space Force to The Daily Show?
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June 30 2018 4:24 PMAll the Cool Lines From the New Trailer for the Upcoming Mark Wahlberg Movie Mile 22, Ranked by How Useful They Would Be to Integrate Into Your Daily Life
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June 27 2018 11:12 PMWhat Would You Like To Know About the Trailer for Insane Robots?
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June 26 2018 12:55 AMTrevor Noah Has a Plan That Will Let Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eat in Peace
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June 25 2018 1:21 AMUh-Oh! Donald Trump and Jimmy Fallon Are A-Fussin’ and A-Feudin’ and Also the United States Runs a Network of Baby Jails!

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