"If I Ran the Team …"We would win every game: A poem for the opening day of baseball season.
Sarah Palin's PlaygroundIf only all political issues were debated in the language of childhood.
FEMA, You're Doing a Heck of a JobQuestions for the agency's future fake news conferences.
Noon: Lunch With Noam ChomskyThe original requested U.S. travel itinerary for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Nine Other Oaths Karl Rove Could SwearHe doesn't want to tell "the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth" to Congress. Here are some alternatives.
Dirty Phone Tricks for the Presidential CampaignBeware, some callers have hidden agendas.
Senator, Here's the Scenario …The hypothetical questions they should ask at the presidential debates.
Double Dribble at the Twin Tier Tongue Dome"Tryone Pippins puts a pick on Peppers, and that's a pack of picks on Peppers ..."
Why Bernie Sanders Is the Left’s Ron Paul He isn’t going to win his party’s nomination, but his popularity still matters.
The XX Factor
Michael Eisner’s Comment That Beautiful Women Aren’t Funny Says More About Eisner Than Women