Evan Eisenberg

Evan Eisenberg's essays and satire have appeared in The New Yorker, the Atlantic, and other publications. His books includeThe Recording Angel andThe Ecology of Eden.

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Nov. 16 2011 8:15 PMBankers Evicted From Nation’s EconomyThe mayor’s statement.
Oct. 12 2007 3:04 PMThe EnchantressDanielle de Niese, the diva who can bring a new generation to opera.
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Sept. 1 2006 7:42 AMThe Ape in MeSlate's important new discoveries about the human genome.
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April 12 2006 2:34 PMThe Ipex Tech ForumIroning out the wrinkles in the world's most advanced bra.
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March 7 2006 1:53 PMYour Bill of RightsNewly partially declassified recently classified documents to be released, White House says.
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Oct. 18 2004 3:59 PMThe ScreamOr, the creatures of Dr. Frankenbush.
Nov. 19 2007 12:16 PMInto the "Wild"How a film and an essay reflect our changed ideas about nature.
Aug. 27 2007 3:54 PMThe Goldberg Variations Made NewMove over Glenn Gould, here's Simone Dinnerstein.
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Aug. 15 2006 3:31 PMSearch HistoryThe records of AOL customer No. 16006693.
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March 14 2006 11:24 AMUpon a T-Shirt A very short poem.
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March 25 2005 7:19 AMImportant Changes to Your Citizenship AgreementPlease read and retain for your records.
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Aug. 30 2004 8:15 AMOur Options Have Changed …To continue in jargon, press 1.



More Than Scottish Pride

Scotland’s referendum isn’t about nationalism. It’s about a system that failed, and a new generation looking to take a chance on itself. 

What Charles Barkley Gets Wrong About Corporal Punishment and Black Culture

Why Greenland’s “Dark Snow” Should Worry You

Three Talented Actresses in Three Terrible New Shows

Why Do Some People See the Virgin Mary in Grilled Cheese?

The science that explains the human need to find meaning in coincidences.


Happy Constitution Day!

Too bad it’s almost certainly unconstitutional.

Is It Worth Paying Full Price for the iPhone 6 to Keep Your Unlimited Data Plan? We Crunch the Numbers.

What to Do if You Literally Get a Bug in Your Ear

  News & Politics
Sept. 16 2014 7:03 PM Kansas Secretary of State Loses Battle to Protect Senator From Tough Race
Sept. 16 2014 4:16 PM The iPhone 6 Marks a Fresh Chance for Wireless Carriers to Kill Your Unlimited Data
The Eye
Sept. 16 2014 12:20 PM These Outdoor Cat Shelters Have More Style Than the Average Home
  Double X
The XX Factor
Sept. 15 2014 3:31 PM My Year As an Abortion Doula
  Slate Plus
Slate Plus Video
Sept. 16 2014 2:06 PM A Farewell From Emily Bazelon The former senior editor talks about her very first Slate pitch and says goodbye to the magazine.
Brow Beat
Sept. 16 2014 8:43 PM This 17-Minute Tribute to David Fincher Is the Perfect Preparation for Gone Girl
Future Tense
Sept. 16 2014 6:40 PM This iPhone 6 Feature Will Change Weather Forecasting
  Health & Science
Bad Astronomy
Sept. 17 2014 7:30 AM Ring Around the Rainbow
Sports Nut
Sept. 15 2014 9:05 PM Giving Up on Goodell How the NFL lost the trust of its most loyal reporters.