The Best Policy
The Department of ForgettingHow an obscure FBI rule is ensuring the destruction of irreplaceable historical records.
A Fine Whine
Me and My Big Wimpy HobbyI make Christmas wreaths for the ladies in my life. You got a problem with that?
Hey, Wait A Minute
Krystal MessThe embarrassing—and painfully familiar—story of an overeager young journalist.
Gear Lust in UtahIce-climbing tools! Hummer footwear! How to shop for outdoor gadgets you don't need.
Into Thin FurIt's soft, it's cuddly, and it may be cursed. It's the Patch, the creepiest artifact in Mount Everest history.
Editing Adolf He's feisty about semicolons. He explodes when you step on his voice. He's Hitler—and when you rewrite this guy, you're in for a war.
Rebel YelpWhy I love Ole Miss! And why you should seriously consider sorta thinking about loving them, too.
TODAY IN SLATE
I was hit by a teacher in an East Texas public school. It taught me nothing.
There Are New Abuse Allegations Against Adrian Peterson
After This Merger, One Company Could Control One-Third of the Planet's Beer Sales
John Oliver Pleads for Scotland to Stay With the U.K.
If You’re Outraged by the NFL, Follow This Satirical Blowhard on Twitter
Don’t Expect Adrian Peterson to Go to Prison
In much of America, beating your kids is perfectly legal.
Ford’s Big Gamble
It’s completely transforming America’s best-selling vehicle.