Rogue One on VHS: the official trailer (VIDEO).

An Important Message About Star Wars: Rogue One on VHS

An Important Message About Star Wars: Rogue One on VHS

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March 31 2017 1:11 PM

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An important message about Star Wars: Rogue One on VHS.

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Damien Kazan

This mock trailer from Damien Kazan perfectly captures the vintage voiceover style and ratty look of a 1970s TV commercial for the make-believe VHS release of 2016’s Star Wars: Rogue One. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, indeed.

Kazan has all the details right, down to the white-bread announcer’s ’70s pronunciation of “theater,” which is, of course, “thee-ter.” No mention is made of when the Betamax version is being released.