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Et Tu, Totti? 

Francesco Totti’s on-field selfie celebration.  

Francesco Totti is an Italian soccer legend, with the resume to back it up. On Sunday, the Roma star played in his 40th Derby della Capitale against fellow Rome-based rival Lazio, with the all-time record for goals in the city derby within striking distance. After scoring his second goal of the match—on a gorgeous finish in the 64th minute, tying Dino da Costa’s record—the Rome-born superstar celebrated the moment as would anyone with the gravitas of an aging hometown hero: He took a selfie.

The on-field millennial impression was apparently something that had been in the works for weeks, with Totti saying after the game: “Although it’s in fashion, I don’t usually take them because I want my private life to stay that way, but this was a special occasion, something to be remembered for a long time.”

Watch the video above for further evidence that the global selfie game is, in fact, out of control and a scourge that needs to be stopped.