Facebook Watch Isn’t Very Watchable

The social network wants to put conversation at the center of your TV viewing. Can it not?

Jan. 22 2018 3:58 PMInstagram Is Testing a Creep Alert That Will Tell You if Someone Took a Screenshot of Your Story
Jan. 18 2018 10:04 AMMeme Your MonetNo wonder Google’s app is a hit. Art history is one of the best things Twitter has going for it these days.
Jan. 16 2018 6:02 AMTumblr’s Meme Librarian Knows Where to Find the Best Cat PicturesAnd tarot advice. And pop-punk communities. And seltzer discussion.
Jan. 11 2018 11:23 AMThere Is No Better Metaphor for Instagram’s Shallowness Than the People Posting “Backwards Books”
March 4 2016 5:27 PMThe Social Media CureHow people with chronic illnesses use memes, selfies, and emojis to soothe their suffering.
Feb. 25 2016 11:52 AMFacebook Reactions Are Not WowThey don’t make me sad or angry, either. Where is the reaction for “this feels weird and constricting”?
Feb. 5 2016 4:13 PMThe Shiba Inu, the Dog Behind the DogeWhat happens to a breed when it goes viral online.
Jan. 26 2016 4:38 PMTwitter Won’t Help You. The Courts Won’t Help You.What the Gregory Alan Elliott decision means for women on the Internet.
Jan. 14 2016 4:06 PMStolen, the App for Buying PeopleThe strange allure of virtual human trafficking.
Jan. 6 2016 1:13 PMOur Bitmoji, OurselvesI outsourced my emotions to a digital avatar. You should too.
Dec. 9 2015 12:18 PMThe Astonishing Power of YouNowTeens are getting famous on a social network you’ve probably never heard of. 
Dec. 4 2015 11:03 AMWhat Happened at Slate This Week?Why I can’t stop listening to Adele, and what I’m reading about the senseless violence in Paris, Colorado, and San Bernardino. 
Nov. 22 2015 8:25 PMInside the Sony HackWhat it was like to be a rank-and-file Sony employee as the unprecedented cyberattack tore the company apart.
Oct. 26 2015 4:34 PMExhibit A: ;-)Courts are evaluating emoticons as evidence—but nobody really knows what they mean.
Oct. 13 2015 2:56 PMHow the Internet Killed PlayboyThe nudie magazine is going PG-13 to save itself in the digital age.
Jan. 18 2018 10:45 AMCasualties of the Content Wars, We Salute YouA Slate tribute to the Awl and the Hairpin, two websites we’ll miss.
Jan. 17 2018 2:08 PMUm, Explain to Us Why the #MeToo Twitter Emoji Looks Like Lady Parts?
Jan. 13 2018 8:00 AMThe Existential Struggle of Dealing With the iPhone’s Red Update IconThe complicated logic of deciding when to live with the annoying red button.
Jan. 9 2018 7:00 PMThere’s Nothing Wrong With Reading Your Acceptance Speech From a PhoneEven if you’re James Franco.
March 2 2016 4:51 PMDonald Trump’s Internet BunkerWelcome to the GOP front-runner’s online playground, where reality is negotiable.
Feb. 9 2016 5:39 PMBernie vs. HillaryThe weird, ceaseless, kind of sexist meme that the 2016 campaign deserves.
Feb. 3 2016 4:30 PMEveryone Is Wrong About the Bernie BrosHow a necessary critique of leftist sexism deteriorated into a dumb flame war.
Jan. 21 2016 11:20 AMThe Rise of VR PornDoes sex in virtual reality feel like real sex?
Jan. 11 2016 6:19 PMAdam Sandler, Streaming SuperstarWhy the comedian is flopping in theaters and thriving online.
Dec. 21 2015 2:25 PMYas We CanThe curious social media strategy of Hillary Clinton’s campaign. 
Dec. 7 2015 4:40 PMYour Best Friend Just Got Murdered!JK.
Nov. 25 2015 12:10 PMThanksgiving Is the Worst Social Media Holiday Eat your ugly turkey, don’t Instagram it. 
Oct. 28 2015 5:05 AMDon’t Ban Yik YakFeminists and civil rights groups are trying to get universities to block the very app that gives marginalized students a voice on campus. 
Oct. 16 2015 3:29 PMWhy Does Hate Thrive Online?The roots of Internet culture provide a few clues. 
Oct. 8 2015 12:58 PMThe Hypnotic Appeal of the KardashiappsKim, Kylie, and the other sisters’ apps got 1 million subscriptions in a week. I think I know why.