It's not surprising that the FBI can't find programmers who aren't baked out of their minds. Do programming languages sound like drugs, or are we just high? You be the judge: For these 25 terms, guess whether each represents a drug or a programming language.
*Correction, June 4, 2014: A question now accepts “drug” as an answer because the term is not only a programming language but also slang for LSD.
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