NFL 2011

Homemade Infographic: What Were the Gayest (and Straightest) Super Bowl Halftime Shows?
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Jan. 30 2012 5:15 PM

NFL 2011


Homemade Infographic: What were the gayest (and straightest) Super Bowl halftime shows?

Madonna will be performing at halftime during this year's Super Bowl

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Last week, one of Madonna's backup dancers was overheard (presumably on purpose) by the Daily News, saying the pop star would be "bringing gay to the Super Bowl" in her upcoming halftime show. Typical Madge: carrying coals to Newcastle and calling it an innovative energy policy. 

In fact, a survey of Super Bowl halftime history reveals that, pace Madonna, these splashy, highly choreographed song-and-dance theatrical routines have often owed a debt to gay culture. The early shows may have featured old-fashioned university marching bands, but by Super Bowl V, Carol Channing was headlining. By Super Bowl XXVI, Brian Boitano was figure-skating onstage, with music by Gloria Estefan.

Like humanity itself, the Super Bowl halftime show falls on a continuum between straight and gay—and sometimes goes off the continuum entirely. Here's a breakdown of all XLV halftime programs according to Alfred Kinsey's scale of human sexuality, from 0 for exclusively heterosexual (Paul McCartney, 2005) to 6 for exclusively homosexual (Gloria Estefan with figure skaters, 1992).


Tom Scocca is the managing editor of Deadspin and the author of Beijing Welcomes You: Unveiling the Capital City of the Future.


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