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6: Win a Championship, Lose a Knee

5: Math Says If Wes Welker Catches That Ball, The Patriots Win

4: "Was That a Sasquatch?” The Misery of Watching Canadian Super Bowl Ads

3: Did the Giants Put 12 Men on the Field on Purpose for Brady’s First Hail Mary?

2: The Ballsiest Call in Super Bowl History

1: Eli Manning Is All the Football Hero America Needs

7: Eli Manning and the NFL’s Trouble with Goodness

6: The New England Patriots Are Not Out for Revenge

5: Billy Cundiff Rushed His Kick Because of an Error on the Gillette Stadium Scoreboard

4: "You Don't Have To Worry About Me Jumping Off a Ledge": An Interview with Billy Cundiff

3: Bill Belichick and Tom Brady Stank Their Way to the Super Bowl

2: What Went Wrong on Billy Cundiff’s Missed Kick?

1: Did Lee Evans Catch a Game-Winning Touchdown for the Ravens?

5: Are the Giants Really Better than the 49ers?

4: NFL Playoffs: Mike Martz Gave Us Something to Believe in, Even If We Shouldn't

3: The View From the Wrong Side of an NFL Instant Classic

2: Four Theories on How the Giants Went from Awful to Amazing

1: Why, Oh Why, Did the Packers Have to Lose?

7: I Caught Tebow Fever, and I Don't Want To Be Cured

6: Everyone Thinks the Underdog Giants Will Beat the Packers

5: What We Can Learn About Football (and Bill Belichick) from "The Belestrator"

4: Let the Jets’ Mutiny Against Mark Sanchez Begin

3: Are NFL Coaches Getting Smarter About Fourth-Down Strategy?

2: The Steelers Overestimated Tim Tebow Before They Underestimated Him

1: Why the Steelers Lost to Tim Tebow

5: An Insider's Guide to Chop Blocks

4: Are the Atlanta Falcons Really the Dirtiest Team in the NFL?

3: The New York Jets Are Out-Lupica-Ing Mike Lupica

2: Analyst Trent Dilfer Would Rip Quarterback Trent Dilfer

1: Was Matt Flynn's Big Game a Fluke?

2: A $250 Stock Certificate Did Not Instantly Turn My Children Into Packers Fans

1: Confessions of a Sports Bigamist

6: Football In The Dark Is An Illuminating Thing

5: The Wonderful Miracle of Mass Confusion on the Football Field

4: Cam Newton’s Trick Play Was My Second-Favorite Moment of the Season

3: What Dose of Defeat Tastes Most Bitter?

2: I Am Totally Not Going To Panic at All About Aaron Rodgers Getting Frighteningly Outplayed by Kyle Orton

1: Tom Brady Shows Tim Tebow What a Real Quarterback Looks Like

6: James Harrison Didn't Know What He Was Doing To Colt McCoy

5: Does James Harrison Like Hurting People More Than He Likes Winning Games?

4: James Harrison: the Villain the NFL Wants

3: What You Miss Because You Can't See the NFL's All-22 Footage

2: Somewhere Between Kordell Stewart and John Skelton, There Is Tim Tebow

1: Reality Is Now Indistinguishable From Tim Tebow Fan Fiction

6: Tim Tebow Is My Seaweed-Wrapped Japanese Rice Ball

5: The NFL Is McDonald's, Cats, and U.S. Steel

4: NFL Owners Exist To Be Hated

3: Are You Ready for This Mustache?

2: Is Winning the Overtime Coin Toss a Blessing or a Curse?

1: Tim Tebow Is Making Me Question My Atheism

6: Is Mike Shanahan a Good Coach?

5: Does the NFL Really Want a Team in Los Angeles?

4: A Counterfactual History of Tim Tebow as a Jacksonville Jaguar

3: Legality Vs. Morality in the NFL

2: Bob Costas Gasbags About Showboating

1: The Four Types of Lies in Pro Football

3: The Man Who Invented the End-Zone Dance

2: Prospecting for Whatever Makes the 49ers Good

1: Running for Three Yards Is Like Going Backwards

6: The Perils and Pleasures of Life As a 220-Pound Tight End

5: Aaron Rodgers and the Ben Roethlisberger School of Quarterbacking

4: How Rex Ryan Created the New-Look Patriots

3: Why NFL Players Love a Coach Who Goes For It on Fourth Down, and Why They Hate Eric Mangini

2: NFL Pundits Hate It, But The Falcons Made the Right Call on Fourth-And-Inches

1: Is Tim Tebow’s Afraid-To-Throw Offense Crazy Enough To Work?

6: The Dallas Cowboys Are an Ever-Regenerating Tim Tebow

5: Is It Time To Lose Faith in the New England Patriots?

4: Les Miles Is a Good Dad Because LSU Is Undefeated

3: Does The NFL Want To Be Ali-Frazier?

2: The Thrill of Old-Fashioned Sports Brutality

1: Ravens-Steelers: The NFL’s Annual Holiday from Namby-Pambyism

6: Year of the Quarterback? Nope, It’s the Year of the Pass Rusher

5: What Do NFL Scouts Think They Know About Quarterbacks?

4: Andrew Luck Is More of a Sure Thing Than Peyton Manning

3: Don’t Worry, the Eagles Will Look Terrible Again Soon

2: Tim Tebow Is More Than a Big Orange Piñata

1: Will Anyone Ever Beat the Steelers or Patriots?

6: Why NFL Players Shouldn’t Trust the Test for HGH

5: Why HGH Will Never Be a Problem in the NFL

4: The First Casualty of HGH Hysteria?

3: A Rule Change NFL Kickers Would Hate and Fans Would Love

2: Tim Tebow Is the Football Establishment’s Worst Nightmare

1: Seven Articles of Faith As Regards Tim Tebow

4: Rex Ryan, Drinking Buddy

3: The Dumbest Thing About the NFL's Dumb Handshake Controversy

2: Why You Have To Kick to Devin Hester

1: Here's To Running Backs Who Don't Run

6: The Real Reason for the NFL’s Passing Explosion

5: The Philadelphia Eagles’ Dream Is Still Alive

4: Lions and Zebras and Bears—Oh, Crap

3: Dear NFL Coaches: If You're on the 37-Yard Line, Go for It

2: The Most Influential Sports Uniform Ever

1: Al Davis, All-Time Great Asshole

4: The NFL Player's Existential Dilemma

3: What Curtis Painter and North Dallas Forty Tell Us About the Real NFL

2: The Arizona Cardinals Got Jobbed by an Old Rugby Rule

1: NFL 2011: In Praise of Football Stupidity

6: I Want Revenge On DirecTV

5: The $30 Product That Will Change How You Watch the NFL

4: The NFL's Evolution, As Measured By Dan Dierdorfisms

3: Growing Up on NFL Violence in a Violent Neighborhood

2: Did Buffalo Outsmart Bill Belichick?

1: Should Michael Vick Stop Protecting the Ball and Start Protecting Himself?

6: What If HGH Could Cure Peyton Manning?

5: Feed Me to the Detroit Lions!

4: Purple Drank and the Secret of NFL Quarterbacking

3: Cam Newton, a Quarterback To Build a Dream On

2: The Kansas City Chiefs' Sad Cavalcade of Torn Knee Ligaments

1: Michael Vick's Head Injury is the NFL's Worst Nightmare

7: My Team Threw For 731 Yards and Lost

6: Is This the NFL's Juiced Ball Era?

5: Was Sebastian Janikowski's 63-Yard Field Goal the NFL's Longest 63-Yarder?

4: Tom Brady Is No Novak Djokovic

3: Jay Cutler Doesn't Need To Be Loved by You

2: The NFL Goes Out of Its Way to Make People Look Stupid

1: Clydesdales Genuflecting Toward Lower Manhattan and Other 9/11 Inanities

6: The Saints and Packers Did Not Look Like Football Robots

5: God Overrules Mike McCarthy, and the Packers Win

4: I Feel Bad About Peyton Manning's Neck

3: Roger Goodell Is Shifting Liability Onto the Help

2: Why We Care About the New Kickoff Rule

1: Does the NFL Have the Moral High Ground?