Asafa Powell just set the world record in the 100 meters. Big whoop.

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Sept. 28 2007 10:32 AM

World's Fastest Sham

Asafa Powell just set the world record in the 100 meters. Big whoop.

Jamaica's Asafa Powell. Click image to expand.
Jamaica's Asafa Powell

The 100-meter dash is the oldest competition in sports. At the first Olympics, in 776 B.C., the only event was the "stade," a sprint over flat ground. The modern version of the race looks pretty similar to the ancient one: eight men sprinting, arms jackknifing, knees kicking the sky. There's no strategy, no team tactics. It's a drag race from the gun to the tape, a test of raw power and acceleration. The 100-meter record holder can call himself the World's Fastest Man and strut to victory platforms as the living embodiment of Mercury.

These days, the World's Fastest Man is Jamaica's Asafa Powell. Earlier this month, he lowered the record to 9.74 seconds at a meet in Italy. Powell may be the World's Fastest Man, but he's not the world's best sprinter. That's Tyson Gay, who beat Powell to win the 100 meters at this summer's World Championships. Powell had a chance to reverse that at this weekend's Super Meet in Osaka, the last big competition of the season, but he's ducking out. He'll run the 200 meters, while Gay runs the 100.

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Powell's failure to win the big one—he also finished fifth at the Athens Olympics—fits in perfectly with the race's history. The 100 meters might be the purest possible test of athleticism, but the 100-meter record is the shadiest mark on the books. It's been equaled or broken 17 times in the last 24 years, far more than any other track distance. Often, the World's Fastest Man is a guy who caught a strong tailwind or raced on a fast track. Or both: When Powell ran a 9.74 in Italy, the track was superball fast and the wind was blowing at 1.7 meters per second behind him, just under the 2-meter limit needed to qualify for a world record. And sometimes the record-holder is a drug cheat. Ben Johnson (WFM '87) and Tim Montgomery (WFM '02) both had their times wiped out after they were caught doping. Justin Gatlin (WFM '06) has been banned from track and field for eight years. He may try pro football next.

The downward march of the 100-meter record is more a measure of technological advances than athletic greatness. The race has become a thoroughly unnatural, cyborg-ized event, one that belongs in a William Gibson novel rather than a Homeric epic. Lycra unitards replaced singlets. Weight rooms and nutritional supplements have built legs so muscular that every fiber shows through the skin. Thanks to electronic timing, the record can now be broken by one one-hundredth of a second, meaning today's World's Fastest Man is 0.1 percent faster than yesterday's.

Today, every sprinter with a lick of speed in his legs gets to be World's Fastest Man. That includes forgettable runners like Calvin Smith and Leroy Burrell, who never won the 100 at the Olympics or the worlds. They're not champions; they're simply living milestones for the march of athletic science. Smith, the World's Fastest Man of 1983, ran a 9.93 in high-altitude Colorado Springs, breaking the mark set by Jim Hines (WFM '68) at the high-altitude Mexico City Olympics. The sporting world was not impressed. Track and Field News named Carl Lewis Athlete of the Year, pointing out that he was the first man to run under 10 seconds at sea level. (Track buffs love to adjust raw 100-meter times for wind speed and altitude. After Powell's run in Rieti, visitors to the IAAF message boards calculated his "true" time as anywhere from 9.78 to 9.83.)

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